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Have you come across any of these hidden tales of physicians in their examination rooms? As for me, I have witnessed some examples, as follows:

Consulting Room Number 1:

Doctor: You’ll have to take one of these tablets daily for the remainder of your life.

Patient: However, doctor, there are just 3 tablets in the container.

Doctor: Exactly

Consulting Room Number 2.

Patient: Doctor, I don’t know what I can do about it. The issue is that obesity is common in my family.

Doctor: Not really; the issue is that no one in your family is physically active.

Consulting Room Number 3.

Patient: Doctor, I experience a lot of pain when I lift my right arm.

Physician: Now, lift just your left hand. Have a great day.

Consulting Room 4.

Patient: Every time I laugh, I start coughing

Physician: Then stop laughing once more

Consultant Room 5.

Patient: There are moments when I am walking at night, and I hear a voice saying “hey” in my ear.

Doctor: Alright. Two points; either you cease walking around at night or, whenever you hear that noise again, you also shout back “hey.” Have a good day.

Consulting Room 6:

Patient: Every time I urinate, my entire body starts to feel yiiiiii!

Doctor fainted.

It’s once again the weekend, and these are moments for us to relax and be kind to ourselves. Don’t push yourself too hard. If you do, life will continue; only your own might come to an end.

On a more solemn note, I lost my favorite nephew, Korshi, this week. I am still in mourning and finding it difficult to organize these thoughts.

Korshi was the most rebellious member of the family but also the most cherished. He resembled David, who violated all the Ten Commandments yet remained God’s favorite during biblical times. I hope the government would implement strict laws regarding helmet use when riding motorcycles, as is done in Togo, our nearest neighbor. You cannot ride a motorcycle without a helmet. Even passengers carry their own helmets. If you choose not to wear one, you’ll soon find out! The lesson learned is that no matter how short the trip, always wear your helmet or seatbelt. This rule isn’t limited to vehicles alone.

If you’ve never taken a flight from Accra to Alis Abaaba, you might not grasp what is meant by the phrase ‘chicken or beef’. My second time around, I ordered both to get more protein and fewer carbs. Having too many carbohydrates and too much protein are both issues.

How did you get into my office and start searching through things on my desk? Haba. You too, why?

Buchey walked into my office and deliberately began examining and flipping through some papers on my desk. Given the respect I had for him, I only gave him a puzzled and scornful look. He likely didn’t grasp the significance of my silent response and proceeded to ask me about one of the documents he had seen. Oh Papa, why?

I nearly called him uselessly useful, as despite his bad habit, he is an exceptional I.T professional who fixes my Chiana iPhone whenever I encounter any issues.

The most severe action would be to briefly look at a document on someone’s desk, but to investigate further into what was seen is highly improbable.

One of the things I can’t discuss in front of my brothers or sisters is anything related to sex. I still can’t talk about it now. Maybe it’s because of how I was raised! Whether good or bad, I can’t recall. All I remember is that I learned about it through experience after getting married. Hahahaha!

I was taken aback when my sister came to me and shared how a herbalist had greatly assisted Nana Yaw, her son, my nephew. My sister mentioned that Nana Yaw, who was 14 and a half at the time, told her he “couldn’t stand straight” for long. Wow! As3m b3n nie! Before I could ask more, she called Nana Yaa to come and tell her own story to Uncle Mawuli.

I asked Nana Yaw, “So what was your problem?” He responded, which I will try to rephrase: “Oh, at some point, whenever my girlfriend came to visit me and I tried to perform, it would rise and then ‘frown’ and drop, leaving my girlfriend very unhappy.” Ei, I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. “You even have a girlfriend at 14?” I said to myself! Then I asked more. “So what happened after that?” I questioned, to which he replied quickly and with great confidence in front of his mother, “Oh, after my mom sent me to the herbalist who gave me some medicine, now I can ‘stand on my feet as a man.’”

Up to this point, I have not felt either happy or sad and cannot recall speaking a word since the ‘Nana Yaw Declaration’.

Joyful because this was a teenager who recognized a sexual issue early and brought his mother’s attention to it in hopes of a solution. Sad because, at his age, one might have anticipated some level of chastity and sexual self-control, and the mother appeared to be supporting him.

Acknowledging that early reproductive health education was essential, it still surprises me, making it hard to investigate how old his girlfriend is. At 14 and a half, there’s a good chance his girlfriend could be around the same age or younger and has some understanding of sexual satisfaction.

Hmmm! What a pointless contemporary world! Is that true? Or perhaps it’s beneficial for us? The reason I’m asking is that maybe several others are doing the same and hiding it from their parents – this is where issues could arise.

Nana Yaw, my beloved nephew, I’m still hoping you’re not ‘useless,’ but I’m concerned! The surprising truth might be that you’re not even reading this and are instead enjoying time with your girlfriend! Just make sure to put on your helmet because we’re still grieving over Korshi, who recently turned 40 and shocked everyone with his sudden passing!

The key point is that even teenagers are aware of a ‘temporary’ fix for long-term issues. I implore you, teenagers are obtaining it regardless of the age restriction of 18 and above, as this could worsen their problems later on.

If you have a teenage son, discover a discreet method to determine if he is managing well; conversely, if you have a teenage daughter, find a pleasant way to check what she has on her smartphone.

May God be with all of us, and keep in mind that there comes a point in life when you start putting yourself first, especially when indulging in fatty foods and sugary treats. This isn’t about selfishness; it’s about growing up.

Let me end with this final one: “funeral jollof rice with a smoky taste is delicious as long as it isn’t cooked in your yard”. I’m really sad! Bye-bye!

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